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"The JSB": Music

Two For One

(Johnny Scott Band)
Lyrics
"Two for One"

She's a real ice-breaker if I ever did see one...
And her names on the tip of my tongue...
Shes making me an offer that I can't refuse...
Mmm...about now I got nothing to lose...

Yes ma'am, I am, gonna take ya with me...

But you see, you can't have two, for the price of one...
Tried it all before, know it can't be done...
Standing at the crossroads looking both ways...
And I'm over here...with whats her name?
Whats her name?

Well shes a tall drink of water if I ever did need one...
Yeah, shes the dream of every mothers son...
Shes got me waitin in line 'cause her eyes are on another...
Ah, she ain't with me...man I'm just her brother...

Yes ma'am, I am...In love with you girl...

But you see, you can't have two, for the price of one...
Tried it all before, know it can't be done...
Standing at the crossroads looking both ways...
And I'm over here, with whats her name?
Whats her name?

Standing at the crossroads looking both ways...
Yeah, I've seen my better days...
Just hold on, I think I see another...
Don't worry mamma I'm a wheelin', dealin' kind of man...
And I am...Gonna take you with me...

But you see, you can't have two, for the price of one...
Tried it all before, know it can't be done...
Standing at the crossroads looking both ways...
And I'm over here, with whats her name...
Hey, what was your name?
Hey, can I get a ride home?

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